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Above: Card's Partner's House, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Card's Partner's House
May 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Card's partner's house, stick your face in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess interaction location.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from finger, attention-span, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the quicksand was conceived.
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