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The Card's Partner's House attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best bony attraction at Disneyland
Card's Partner's House
September 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Card's partner's house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to obtain themed blueprints.
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