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The Card's House attraction, calmly preening in the afternoon moonlight
July 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Walk through Card's house, poke in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Managers have a historic log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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