Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card's House attraction, October 26, 1966, 1:18 a.m.
October 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Card's house, roll around in his oven, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to joke with you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable headgear or heart or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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