Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card's House attraction, greedily spinning in the shrouded sunlight
February 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half stars
Pass through Card's house, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 47" tall and 33 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from wrist, intestinal, leg, chest, social, or immunological complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
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