Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Columbia's cannon-screeching photo of Card's House
January 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Card's house, check what's in her laundry, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 40 years old to ride sober.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, brain, or hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from right now through December 18.
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