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Above: The Captain's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
December 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Captain's place, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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