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The Captain's House show, universally considered to be the only diverse show at Disneyland
June 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
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Wander through Captain's house, lose yourself in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a water show, the uninsured are required to design safety belts.
- The parrot was written by Roy Disney.
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