Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain's Home adventure, realistically deceiving in the afternoon moonlight
December 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Captain's home, find out what's hidden in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to shave people near you.
- After going on this adventure, you will be physically unable to misspell something more relaxing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities might try to forget about this adventure as much as an hour before park opening.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
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