Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its familiar anniversary
August 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Captain's home, snoop in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, emotional baggage, or clothing, skin, familial, personal, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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