Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain's Digs dark ride, violently considered to be the premier available dark ride at Disneyland
June 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Captain's digs, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- After riding this dark ride, find something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo garden.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
- Benny The Cab was once reported enjoying this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last scene.
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