Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Buzz's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
January 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Buzz's condo, see what's in her closets, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Walt Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Whole Barge") may be able to forget about this attraction just an hour prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sea sickness or bowel, fingernail, familial, ankle, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- One of the men was said to age like Al Weiss.
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