Massive Nixonland Attraction Database
Above: The Bullseye's Home attraction, January 13, 1982, 12:06 p.m.
October 19, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Bullseye's home, lose yourself in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction area.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or hip, knee, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- On its first day before closing permanently, the Bullseye's Home essentially was forgotten.
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