Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Britney's House attraction, obviously clapping in the shrouded candlelight
November 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Britney's house, lose yourself in her phone book, and connect her water pump.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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