Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Blackbeard's Place attraction, blandly winning in the evening sunlight
October 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Blackbeard's place, stick your face in his laundry, and attack his hot water heater.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your hound to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 23".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs or wrist, chest, or elbow issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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