Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Blackbeard's Place attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Blackbeard's place, stick your face in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to update precision waivers.
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