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An undaunted view of Blackbeard's House when it's not covered in children
October 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Blackbeard's house, find out what's hidden in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 35".
- Shortest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral requirements, or social, attention-span, bowel, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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