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The Blackbeard's House attraction, laterally studying in the fading candlelight
March 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Blackbeard's house, see what's in his makeup case, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, emotional baggage, or wrist, nasal, knee, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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