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The Blackbeard's House attraction, yearly considered to be the worst memorable attraction at Disneyland
January 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Blackbeard's house, poke in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
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