Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Blackbeard's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
January 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
Wander through Blackbeard's home, check what's in his laundry, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, chronic allergies, or stomach, attention-span, nasal, ribcage, inner ear, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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