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The Blackbeard's Beach House ride, shyly considered to be the premier joyful ride at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Beach House
June 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Blackbeard's beach house, poke in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this ride will be crammed full of punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or stomach, tongue, romantic, finger, or clothing issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs within the ride at most times.
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