Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Baby's House attraction at park opening
August 15, 2008
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (according to Bomb Voyage)
Pass through Baby's house, lose yourself in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider painting this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear custom glasses.
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