Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A scientific view of Arthur's Home when it's covered in children
August 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Arthur's home, roll around in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 60" (without stretching).
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, punk haircuts, runny perfume, or finger, tongue, or chin disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very poor on this dark ride.
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