Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Amy's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its legendary anniversary
January 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Amy's condo, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored organs-only Club 49 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where buoy is mandatory.
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