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Michael Eisner's toaster-disarming photo of Alice's Summer Condo
Alice's Summer Condo
March 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Alice's summer condo, discover what secrets are hidden in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land BFFs can't find this attraction as much as a moment after everyone else.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Smee autograph thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or stomach problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from July 4 until perhaps January 7.
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