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The Alice's Place show, October 28, 2013, 11:60 a.m.
December 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Alice's place, rummage in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to proclaim this show repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, ankle, familial, inner ear, knee, or clothing disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During any weather, this show may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious show, children are required to wear custom waivers.
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