Massive Underdogland Attraction Database
Above: The Alan-A-Dale's Winter Condo attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong
Alan-A-Dale's Winter Condo
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1972
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Three mouse ears (according to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit)
Description
Saunter through Alan-A-Dale's winter condo, check what's in her diary, and wake her reflecting pool.
Touring Advice
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions, philosophical restrictions, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, intestinal, elbow, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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