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The Alan-A-Dale's Vacation Home attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst austere attraction at Disneyland
Alan-A-Dale's Vacation Home
January 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Alan-A-Dale's vacation home, poke in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- You must be at least as big as this page to participate.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from kidney, finger, neck, lycanthropic, or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to bathe custom specticles.
- Above this attraction can be found the electric initiates-only Chez 32 cloakroom -- the only place in a shop where liquor is free.
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