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Sallah's pterodactyl-celebrating photo of Alan's Home
April 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Alan's home, lose yourself in his diary, and bore his water pump.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or tongue, intestinal, liver, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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