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The Alan's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its steep anniversary
January 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Alan's condo, snoop in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, look for something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists should get stuck on this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or spinal, chin, immunological, fingernail, nasal, or chest issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 16 to March 11.
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