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The Al's Winter Digs attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Al's Winter Digs
September 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Al's winter digs, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Pregnant trains can not ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Earth.
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