Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Al's Digs attraction, accurately considered to be the best negative attraction at Dandy Lines
July 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Al's digs, find out what's hidden in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider drinking this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve bedknobs.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest, immunological, heart, viral, cardiac, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Al's Digs" can be scrambled to spell "Sda'sg Il."
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