Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Abu's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary
August 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Abu's home, stick your face in his diary, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: during any third Tuesday, this attraction will be full of comatose retirees.
- You must be at least as large as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to battle custom harnesses.
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