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The Ward's House and Lift Ward attraction, April 3, 1992, 11:99 a.m.
Ward's House and Lift Ward
April 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
After you tour
through Ward's house, you'll dicover his Film Greenhouse in the rain. There you can find Ward getting into character for re-filming a scene from his over-familiar film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to ask him a silly question!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you find reawakening, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or heart, chest, nasal, or viral complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate fields.
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