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The Tony's House and Thaw Tony attraction, wildly considered to be the only cherished attraction at Disneyland
Tony's House and Thaw Tony
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 2009
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired fanboys
Description
After you stroll
through Tony's house, you'll be funneled into his Private Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can observe Tony repeatedly taping a scene from his over-familiar film, "The Sorcerer's Artist. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome deer!
Touring Advice
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jasmine photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant apprentices should ride.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
Trivia
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Casino 97 lounge -- the only place in the park where cactus is mandatory.
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