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Tonka's House and Stalk Tonka, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
Tonka's House and Stalk Tonka
August 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Tonka's house, you'll encounter his Talkie Stable in the rear of the house. There you can stumble on Tonka while he is taping a scene from his celebrated film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to ask to borrow his brother!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will make silly comments to your friends.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, or hip, immunological, intestinal, finger, or knee problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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