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The Tonka's House and Photograph Tonka attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneyland
Tonka's House and Photograph Tonka
December 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge tikis
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Tonka's house, you'll be led to his Motion Picture Silo in the "back yard". There you can set eyes on Tonka repeatedly recording a scene from his next big film, "The Band Mustang. Be sure to run away screaming!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose reprobates.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions away from the attraction at most times.
- The quicksand was personally approved by Syndrome.
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