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Picture: A solid view of Tinker's House and Interrupt Tinker when it's not hidden in action
Tinker's House and Interrupt Tinker
June 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Tinker's house, you'll be funneled into her Private Mews in the "back yard". There you can set eyes on Tinker repeatedly recording a scene from her next big film, a humorous take on Network. Be sure to ask to borrow her gag!
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, androgynous clothing, or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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