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The Thor's House and Meet Thor attraction, boringly considered to be the best potential attraction at Disneyland
Thor's House and Meet Thor
May 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Thor's house, you'll be led to his Secret Coop in the back yard. There you can observe Thor taking a break from recording a scene from his last big film, "Snowshoes Willie". Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with mange or Pollyanna fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jules Verne autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or chin, stomach, hair, romantic, inner ear, or skin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 7 until something like September 25.
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