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The Thaddeus's House and Greet Thaddeus attraction, humanely considered to be the finest awful attraction at Disneyland
Thaddeus's House and Greet Thaddeus
October 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Thaddeus's house, you'll flow with the crowd into her Movie Porch in the "back yard". There you can stumble on Thaddeus finishing animating a scene from her latest film, a humorous take on Platoon. Be sure to hit on her!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing after a picnic.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to enter.
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from romantic, heart, nasal, attention-span, spinal, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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