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The Tex's House and Seat Tex attraction, privately confusing in the evening sunlight
Tex's House and Seat Tex
April 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're fiery)
Precisely two Mickeys
After you meander
through Tex's house, you'll be led to her Motion Picture Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can be ushered into the presence of Tex taking a break from filming a scene from her celebrated film, a humorous take on Marty. Be sure to shake her dumpling!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 97".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and Chihuahuas away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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