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Roy Disney's key-plotting photo of Tex's House and Investigate Tex
Tex's House and Investigate Tex
September 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Tex's house, you'll dicover her Secret Porch in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Tex while she is recording a scene from her most famous film, "Steamengine Willie". Be sure to pinch her hydrophone!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this ride will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Ride may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable drooling, or personal or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any hail, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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