Massive Doleland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's House and Meet Tarzan attraction, humanely considered to be the worst zany attraction at Doleland
Tarzan's House and Meet Tarzan
January 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're macabre)
After you meander
through Tarzan's house, you'll encounter his TV Garage in the rear of the house. There you can observe Tarzan while he is taping a scene from his celebrated film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to get his autograph!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
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