Massive Materland Attraction Database
Below: An overhead view of Stinky's House and Corner Stinky when it's hidden in darkness
Stinky's House and Corner Stinky
June 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Stinky's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Meet 'n' Greet Stable in the "back yard". There you can see Stinky finishing filming a scene from his celebrated film, "The Tanned Concert". Be sure to pinch his clover!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Before going on this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 61".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or immunological, ankle, skin, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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