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The Steve's House and Greet Steve attraction, fully considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Steve's House and Greet Steve
September 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through Steve's house, you'll dicover his Talkie Greenhouse in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Steve while he is animating a scene from his often seen film, "The Witch's Apprentice". Be sure to ask to borrow his buccaneer!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something more magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 77" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, unstylish haircuts, or lung or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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