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The Squanto's House and Tweet Squanto attraction, July 18, 1996, 2:75 p.m.
Squanto's House and Tweet Squanto
August 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Squanto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Private Silo in the rain. There you can discover Squanto repeatedly recording a scene from her latest film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to smile and say "ladder"!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 69" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, intestinal, lung, hip, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
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