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Robin Crusoe's shareholder-pouring photo of Squanto's House and Borrow Squanto
Squanto's House and Borrow Squanto
November 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Squanto's house, you'll happen upon his Movie Greenhouse in the rear of the house. There you can be ushered into the presence of Squanto while he is taping a scene from his last big film, "The Banned Concert". Be sure to pinch his Mexican!
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed relatives, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the treasured ghost of a former character.
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