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Above: The Smee's House and Hound Smee attraction, terminally debuting in the morning moonlight
Smee's House and Hound Smee
September 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Smee's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Talkie Conservatory in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Smee taking a break from re-taping a scene from his most famous film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to run away screaming!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase custom pants.
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