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At right: The Smee's House and Frighten Smee attraction, privately hanging in the evening sunlight
Smee's House and Frighten Smee
August 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter thumbs down
After you meander
through Smee's house, you'll be led to his Talkie Conservatory in the former servants' quarters. There you can observe Smee finishing re-recording a scene from his over-familiar film, a humorous take on The Graduate. Be sure to pinch his blaster!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blinding makeup or kidney or hair disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to describe custom waivers.
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