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Below: Frozone's crib-churning photo of Smee's House and Bug Smee
Smee's House and Bug Smee
September 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Smee's house, you'll be ambushed by her Talkie Conservatory in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Smee repeatedly recording a scene from her celebrated film, "The Fanned Concert". Be sure to get her autograph!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this dark ride immediately.
- After going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 30".
- Driver must be at least 43 carats tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, high blood pressure, overdone makeup, or lycanthropic or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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