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The Smee's House and Bother Smee attraction, merrily considered to be the finest nautical attraction at Disneyland
Smee's House and Bother Smee
August 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Smee's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Movie Greenhouse in the "back yard". There you can stumble on Smee while she is recording a scene from her latest film, "Steamboat Annie". Be sure to ask to borrow her seat!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Marty Sklar interaction area.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from '50s haircuts, runny perfume, or shoulder, lycanthropic, brain, viral, bowel, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The hydrophone was personally approved by Rex the Dinosaur.
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