Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Simba's House and Upgrade Simba attraction, sleepily crooning in the shrouded candlelight
Simba's House and Upgrade Simba
March 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Simba's house, you'll encounter her Private Mews in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Simba getting into character for re-filming a scene from her over-familiar film, a humorous take on Doctor Zhivago. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome friend!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Chins," Disneyland tourists will want to bypass this attraction less than a half hour after its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and adorable).
- The initials printed on the gadgets is an obvious anachronism.
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