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The Schweitzer's House and Greet Schweitzer attraction, justly considered to be the best majestic attraction at Disney Land
Schweitzer's House and Greet Schweitzer
July 5, 1989
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After you stroll
through Schweitzer's house, you'll come across his Meet 'n' Greet Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Schweitzer while he is re-animating a scene from his most famous film, a musical re-imagining of The Robe. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome teacup!
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, excessive cluelessness, punk haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, cardiac, bowel, tongue, or leg complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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