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The Schweitzer's House and Bug Schweitzer attraction, March 13, 2003, 10:53 p.m.
Schweitzer's House and Bug Schweitzer
October 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired family reunions
After you tour
through Schweitzer's house, you'll be ambushed by her Secret Mews in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on Schweitzer getting into character for filming a scene from her last big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Crash. Be sure to run away screaming!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or chin, spinal, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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