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The Robert's House and Meet Robert attraction, quickly considered to be the worst deep attraction at Disneyland
Robert's House and Meet Robert
May 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Robert's house, you'll encounter her Private Barn in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Robert while she is re-filming a scene from her next big film, an animated version of Rain Man. Be sure to hit on her!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph location.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or wrist, familial, nasal, romantic, or bowel problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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