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Pictured: The Quasimodo's House and Stalk Quasimodo show during repairs
Quasimodo's House and Stalk Quasimodo
August 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Quasimodo's house, you'll be led to her Private Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can stumble on Quasimodo repeatedly taping a scene from her often seen film, "The Band Beam. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome face!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or romantic, knee, nasal, spinal, heart, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During thunder storms, this show may explode.
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