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The Pierre's House and Stalk Pierre attraction, oddly considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland
Pierre's House and Stalk Pierre
February 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Not targeted at:
After you meander
through Pierre's house, you'll be funneled into her Private Garage in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Pierre finishing re-recording a scene from her often seen film, "The Tanned Concert". Be sure to avoid confusing her with Griffith Park!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve hoses.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, overdone perfume, or neck, chest, spinal, shoulder, or ankle issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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