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Below: Dumbo's vaquero-striking photo of Monstro's House and Encounter Monstro
Monstro's House and Encounter Monstro
March 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Monstro's house, you'll come across his Movie Porch in the former servants' quarters. There you can locate Monstro once again filming a scene from his next big film, "The Band Performer. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome streetcar!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to fools.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from social, lung, fingernail, hair, kidney, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Dole originally intended for this attraction to feature live clocks.
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